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(theme music playing)

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(up-tempo music playing)

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Vanessa, Bryana thinks
I can't whip both
of you in Sorry.

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Who cares?

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Okay, I'll just tell her
you don't have time
for us anymore.

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She's older now.

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Maybe she'll take it better
than she did last week.

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Okay, okay,
maybe tomorrow.

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Promise?
(scoffs)

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Damn.
(moans)

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You know, you make me
want to jump.

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(chuckles)

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Ooh.

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Don't you know
how to knock?

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There's no doors.

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So I finished my homework,
emptied the wastebasket,

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loaded the dishwasher
and folded all the clothes.

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Can I go to the mall
with my friends?

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I guess so, as long as you be
back for dinner, okay?

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Hold on, hold on,
hold on.

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Come on now.
Let me look at you.

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You look cute.
(giggles)

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Ah, a subtle trace
of<i> je ne sais quoi.</i>

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Is one of your
friends a boy?

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Wait just
a damn minute.

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That's what
all this homework,

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and "I loaded
the dishwasher,

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I done mopped the floor,"
and all that kind of stuff.

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You setting us up, man.

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You trying to go on a date.

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I'm too young
to date, remember?

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You got that right.

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I'm just going
to the mall.

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You ain't going nowhere.

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But you just said
that I could go.

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I changed my mind.
You're not going anywhere.

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(scoffs)

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America!
You see how crazy
she talks to me?

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In my own house.

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She's lucky she's not a man.

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I bet I'd check that chin,
pow, pow, pow, bam.

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<i>♪ Go to sleep... ♪</i>

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Through the shoulder.
Yah! Pow, pow!

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<i>♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep... ♪</i>

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Oh, that was nice.
She's still upset.

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She'll get over it.

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Well, you know what, honey?
Vanessa is getting older,

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and I think we should do
a better job of accepting that

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and maybe give her
a little more room.

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Little more room
to do what?

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Well, like this date.

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Why don't we have
the little boy come over here?

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We can invite him
to dinner.

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That way, we get
to meet the little boy

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and decide if we like him
before it goes any further.

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Further?

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What I mean is,
we don't want her
sneaking around, okay?

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And I'm a little tired
of watching you two

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go back and forth
on a daily basis.

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Okay, America, I'll
let the boy come by.

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Get his little grub on,
then I'm laying down the law.

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And it won't be nobody three
strikes you're out, either.

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Uh-uh. One strike.

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One strike, you're toast.

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Like a umpire? Out of there!

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Whew!

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He's here!
This is gonna be good.

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Why?
Because Uncle Bernie's
gonna hate him.

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I hate him already.

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Bernie!
What?

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Vanessa, I think
your friend is here!

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Bernie, don't
intimidate the boy.

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I'm not going to intimidate
the boy, baby. Calm down.

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(doorbell rings)
For Vanessa's sake.

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(mutters)
Give me a kiss.

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(up-tempo music playing)

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BERNIE:
Oh, it's a false alarm.

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What can I do for you, brother?

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I'm Raheem.
I'm here for Vanessa.

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(hip-hop playing)

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(coughs) Irie.

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Now puff upon it so.

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WANDA: Ooh, honey, what...?!

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You see that
grown man?

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What are you talking about?
He goes to my school.

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What, on the G.I. Bill?
You see his feet?

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That boy's feet, man,
he's wearing the box.
Bernie, stop.

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Raheem, welcome.

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Come on in.
My husband, he's a comedian.

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Yeah. Yuk-yuk.
Right this way.

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We don't have enough food
to feed him!

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That big some of a...

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Ms. Mac, that
was delicious.

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Why thank you,
Raheem.
Yeah, it was, yeah.

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Vanessa made
the gravy herself.

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I love gravy.

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(giggles)
Me, too.

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Sweetheart,
you're excused.

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Go and put
your pajamas on.

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Well, so what are your plans
for college, sir?

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Oh, I'm currently being scouted
by several Division-One schools.

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No kidding?
JORDAN: Oh, yeah?

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And what if your little hoop
dream doesn't work out?

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Then what? Huh? Huh?

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Well, uh, I've managed to
maintain a 3.2 average,

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so I'm going to college
no matter what.

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You know, I just kind of hope
basketball will help pay for it.

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WANDA: Yeah.
What's your major?

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Probably business.

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Something that'll help me
take care of my family.

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Okay, the boy give good answers.

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But could it all be a game,
my man?

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'Cause I mean slick talk.
You know what I'm saying?

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So can we go out
for ice cream?

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I don't know.
I'm kind of full.

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Yeah, you're full,
all right.

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Okay.

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Only place that's open
is Tony's on Ventura Boulevard,

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and her curfew's at ten.

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Ten?
Ten.

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I'll have her back
by 9:55, sir.

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(The Streets:
"Sharp Darts" playing)

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<i>♪ Sharp darts</i>
<i>spitting masters</i>
<i>spitting darts faster ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Shut up, I'm the driver</i>
<i>you're the passenger ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My brain's superior ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pressure blows the dial</i>
<i>on your barometer ♪</i>

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Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about. (laughs)

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I'll walk you
to the door.

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You don't need
any pocket change
or anything like that?

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No, sir.
What do your father
do for a living?

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(down-tempo music playing)

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Y'all have a good time.

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Mr. Mac, sir?
Yes, sir?

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Can I have my license back now?

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Oh...

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There you go.
Thank you.

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But don't forget, 9:55.

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Yes, sir.
9:55.

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Okay, let's go.
Okay.

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WANDA: See you, Nessa.

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(car doors shut)

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(car starts)

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(music playing)

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("Sharp Darts" playing)

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<i>♪ In five hundred years</i>
<i>they'll play this song... ♪</i>

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What are you doing?
I'll be right back.

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Cops come, blow the horn.

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Wha...? Bring me some chips!

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<i>♪ The jury voted unanimously</i>
<i>against ya... ♪</i>
(sighs)

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You're actually
letting them go?

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Whatever happened
to parental oversight?

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Tsk!
What?

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Go on to your room!

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Brush your teeth first.

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Come on, honey.
Yeah.

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She'll be okay.

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(horns honking)

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(cheering)

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Hey, I'm outside
waiting all in the front.

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Who knew this was gonna
go into overtime?

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Let's go, Bobcats!

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Hey, down in front!
All right, chillax!

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Raheem just scored the last
seven points in regulation.

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He's the biggest guy
out there.

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Look at him.

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Don't be such
a player hater.

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I'm not hating.

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(whistle blows)

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(fans booing)

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Well, he got fouled, huh?

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This is gonna determine
what he's made of.

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That's going to show
what kind of pressure...

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Shh!

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STUDENT: Whoo!

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(cheering)

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It don't mean nothing.

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He got to hit<i> this</i> one.
This is the one that counts.

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Don't mean a thing
if he don't hit this thing.

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He hit it.

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(buzzer sounds)

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Pretty good.

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(up-tempo music playing)

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I just can't find
nothing on the punk.

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Plus he hit both
his free throws, man.

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Thereby making
yours truly 50 bucks,

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you know,
after over and under.

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(chuckles)

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Come on, now you
mean to tell me

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you bet on the
high school game?

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Hey, man, action is action.
Shoot. I fold.

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Well, look, I just
don't like the idea

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of our Vanessa
dating some older--

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Me, neither.
Me, neither.

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Me, neither.
Me neither, man.

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Hold on, hold on,
hold on, man.
For real!

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You guys are judging a book by
its cover, ain't you?

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I was a big kid.

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Oh, you mean to tell me
you weren't getting

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your freak on in high school?

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I was a dawg. Straight up.
(barks)

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(laughter)

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Come on, man, that ain't funny,
man, when it's your own.

203
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You right, you right.
Sorry.

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The only way I can see that cat
dating Nessa, man,

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is right here under this roof

206
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where I can spot him
every eight minutes, see?

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As a matter of fact,
his eight minutes up.

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Get on him!
Get on him!

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Gosh!

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Hey, I'm gonna look
at his cards, man.

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(laughing)

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You know, I don't
understand

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why Mrs. Schaffer
makes such a big deal

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about a stupid
bibliography anyway.

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But if you have it,
you're going

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to get mad love
on your final grade.

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Last year, I got
an A-minus

218
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just for turning in
three footnotes.

219
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Did you hear that, America?

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An A-minus?

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Dare I dream?

222
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Come on, Vanessa, you
promised us a game today.

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Get lost, Jordan.

224
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But you said...
BERNIE: Scat, boy.

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You see her working
on an A-minus.

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In what, "Broken Promises 101?"

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Scat.
(groans)

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Okay, well it looks
like you all got jacked!

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Give me my money.

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Come on, man.
Oh! Please, please,

231
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get your hands off the riches,

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'cause smooth Mac Man
is walking with a pair
of pretty la...

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Uncle Bernie?
Hey, baby. Hey, hey, hey.

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00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:21,444
I just wanted
to say good night, sir.

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Oh, good night, son.

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Good night.
Yo, yo, Raheem...

237
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man, how's that
kid's ankle, man?

238
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,451
Is he gonna be ready
for Mt. Holly?

239
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,495
Would you stop? You
always looking for
an edge, aren't you?

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Aw, man, hey!
Excuse me?

241
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Don't pay him no attention.
We really was in here,
we were talking about you.

242
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You know something?
I noticed something.

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I'm impressed.

244
00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:40,630
You got game, boy.

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Thank you, Mr. Mac.

246
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I heard you used to ball them
up back in the day, too.

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00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,343
You better believe...
W.B.: Oh, please.

248
00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:47,395
I don't know where you could
have heard that from.

249
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,180
Yeah, son, who told
you that lie?

250
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,224
I got all kinds, baby.
CHUY: Whoa, whoa.
Hold on, hold on.

251
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:55,144
Sounds like somebody's trying
to call somebody a scrub.

252
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,721
W.B.: Ooh...

253
00:10:56,798 --> 00:10:58,481
Hey, first of all, you've got
your people mixed up.

254
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,275
The only scrub up
in this room is W.B.

255
00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:02,827
Oh, ho, ho...

256
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,697
Please. Pine rider.

257
00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:07,707
Let me tell you something, man.

258
00:11:07,784 --> 00:11:09,283
I'll beat you in doodles.

259
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,661
Oh, challenge!

260
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,663
I've got...
I've got a ball in the car.

261
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,748
Uh-oh.
With some air in it?

262
00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:17,375
I thought
you had to go home.

263
00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:20,178
Don't you worry about that.
You focus on your A-minus.

264
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,007
All right, yo, yo, me and Chuy
against you and Kel.

265
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,635
Whoa, man. I'm ain't trying
to be on Bernie's team.

266
00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,470
(laughter)

267
00:11:29,547 --> 00:11:31,848
All right, me and the big fella
take all three of y'all.

268
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,225
All right, all right,
there you go. Take it out.

269
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,686
I'm not playing, man.
How many Mexicans
you know in the NBA?

270
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,604
Oh, yo, say,
we don't need him.

271
00:11:38,681 --> 00:11:40,448
You stick Bernie.
Uh-huh.

272
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,358
I got big boy.
Yeah.

273
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,360
You got me.
I got you.

274
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,446
Show him how a real baller
can do it, Mr. Mac.

275
00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,914
You ain't got no shot.

276
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,993
Whoa! Damn...

277
00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:53,536
I quit.

278
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,288
That's what you get when you
step up to some real ballers.

279
00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:56,998
Oh, man, you ain't even
have nothing to do with it.

280
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,292
What?!
That was all about
the pass.

281
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,635
Pure court vision, baby.

282
00:12:00,712 --> 00:12:02,470
Listen to him, America...

283
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,380
trying to butter me up.

284
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,592
Only, I can see the boy
coming a mile away.

285
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,427
Y'all see?

286
00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:12,305
See, game recognize game.

287
00:12:12,381 --> 00:12:14,724
A player know a player.

288
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:18,528
A preacher know a pimp.

289
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,646
I'm just throwing
something at you.

290
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,157
(chuckles)

291
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,944
Well, thanks for the ride.

292
00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:29,914
(up-tempo music
playing on radio)

293
00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:32,742
(footsteps)

294
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,335
(thud)

295
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,428
Um, no disrespect
intended, Mr. Mac.

296
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,510
Hey, V, I'm out.

297
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,936
Don't forget about Saturday.

298
00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:18,663
(sighs)

299
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,249
(tapping button)

300
00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:23,626
(chuckles) Hitting that
is not gonna make

301
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,087
the elevator come any faster.
(scoffs) I know, why do we
do that all the time?

302
00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:28,005
I don't get that at all.
(elevator dings)

303
00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:28,932
I'm telling you...
(baby cries)

304
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,967
Ooh. Okay, excuse me.

305
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,468
I just want to get
out of here before

306
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,095
they have another
doggone sale, sweetheart.

307
00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:35,680
Why you getting mad
at me about the sales?

308
00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,899
I'm not mad at you, baby.
(baby crying)

309
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,444
(baby screaming)

310
00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:47,534
(screaming continues)

311
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,582
VANESSA: It's Raheem's
baby, not mine.

312
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,908
So what's the big deal?

313
00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,618
The big deal is
you tried to hide it.

314
00:13:57,695 --> 00:14:00,663
Oh, yeah, we hid out
at the mall.

315
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,165
Now, Vanessa, the issue is
you did keep it a secret.

316
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,760
BERNIE: Yeah.
Only because I knew
how he would act.

317
00:14:05,837 --> 00:14:08,546
He? What are you
talking about "he"?

318
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:10,256
Let me tell you
about "he."

319
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,717
"He" don't want you
to see him no more.
But...

320
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,010
But ain't no more "but."

321
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:17,221
It's over. Finished.
Kaput. Done with.

322
00:14:17,298 --> 00:14:18,606
You understand me?
Fine.

323
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:19,557
Fine.
Fine.

324
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:20,725
Fine.
Fine.

325
00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:22,810
You doggone right, fine.

326
00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:24,487
Man, somebody gonna
get hurt around here.

327
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,822
WANDA: Not today.

328
00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:33,279
Oh, no, America,
it's not fine.

329
00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:34,822
Far from fine.

330
00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:36,616
Let me break it down to you.

331
00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:39,243
See, "fine" means
she'll do what I say

332
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,539
as long as I keep my eye on her
and not a blink longer.

333
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,583
Oh, yeah, I know fine.

334
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:48,428
And Bernie Mac is not fine
with "fine."

335
00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:51,589
Is that fine with you?

336
00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:53,182
(dog barking in distance)

337
00:14:54,585 --> 00:14:57,345
(chatter on TV)

338
00:14:57,421 --> 00:15:00,690
<i>NARRATOR: The sperm knows</i>
<i>its purpose and pursues</i>
<i>the egg relentlessly.</i>

339
00:15:02,343 --> 00:15:06,687
<i>And despite appearances,</i>
<i>only one sperm is needed</i>
<i>to fertilize the egg.</i>

340
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,522
(heart beating)

341
00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,992
(suspenseful music playing)

342
00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:18,458
(boinging)

343
00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:23,746
Wanda.

344
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,673
Wanda, baby, wake up.
Hmm?

345
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,966
Wake up.
Okay.

346
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,626
Come on, now.
Okay, I'm here.

347
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:29,919
Nessa is having sex.

348
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,679
I don't hear anything.

349
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,255
Wanda, wake up!
(moans)

350
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,716
That big-ass boy
want to walk around here

351
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,151
and do more than homework.

352
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,553
We don't need no more kids
running around here.

353
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,721
Now wake up.

354
00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:42,556
Okay, well, all right...

355
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:43,891
(stammering)

356
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,351
This is real!
We need to
talk to her?

357
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,395
Yeah, we need to talk to her.
This is real!

358
00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:49,438
All right, well, honey,
you're making it sound
so serious.

359
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,566
It is serious!
Okay, then, let's talk
to her about birth control.

360
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,870
No, no, that means
we giving in, we're
condoning that boy.

361
00:15:55,947 --> 00:15:57,780
No, that's not
what it means.

362
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:58,948
It means that
we're teaching her

363
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,250
to be responsible and safe.

364
00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:04,203
Well, you umpire.

365
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,663
Get up and talk about
what's safe.

366
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,206
Come on.

367
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,250
I'm not getting up
right now.
Come on, Wanda.

368
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:10,835
I'm gonna talk
to her tomorrow.
This is real.

369
00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:12,804
No, it'll be too late.
She'll be pregnant.

370
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,766
(awkward chuckle)

371
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,852
Vanessa, um...

372
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,264
First, I would like to
start off by saying that,

373
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:27,268
you know, sex can be
a beautiful thing.

374
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:28,778
BERNIE: What?!

375
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,688
Why would she tell the child
something like that?

376
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:32,940
Why not just get the girl
all liquored all up,

377
00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:34,567
dump her on the boy porch,

378
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,861
ring the doorbell and say,
"It's a beautiful thing"?

379
00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,454
No, it's not!

380
00:16:39,857 --> 00:16:41,290
Sex is bad.

381
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:44,452
And it's nasty.

382
00:16:44,528 --> 00:16:46,195
And it hurts.

383
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,414
Bernie, do you want to have
this conversation with Vanessa?

384
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,791
No, I don't want to have it.
I'm going in the dining room.

385
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:52,427
Don't worry about it,
I'm gone from it.

386
00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:53,970
WANDA: Thank you.

387
00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,393
Okay, I'm gonna talk to
you about the difference

388
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,437
of making love and sex.

389
00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:04,638
Now, I know you know
what sex is.

390
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,974
BERNIE: She better not.
Bernie!

391
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:09,560
What? I'm gone,
man, I'm gone.

392
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,820
Disregard.

393
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,322
He means well, I'm sorry.

394
00:17:14,975 --> 00:17:17,109
The bottom line is that
I was hoping that you and I

395
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:20,863
could talk today
so that we could talk
about the possibility

396
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,406
of putting you on birth control.

397
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:24,784
Birth control? Why?
(door bangs open)

398
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,494
Well, birth control is...

399
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,371
You know damn well why
you need birth control.

400
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,916
You know it.

401
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:33,501
I don't need
birth control.

402
00:17:33,577 --> 00:17:35,194
I'm not having sex.

403
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,672
I know what's going on!
I know how these boys think.

404
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,174
Raheem's not like that.

405
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,351
He got a baby!
WANDA: Bernie.

406
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,261
(whispers) Leave.

407
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:45,805
Ain't no come on,
I'm telling like it is.

408
00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:47,690
You want to play with it.

409
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,894
She just said that she
was not having sex.

410
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,354
And I believe her.

411
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,199
So let's leave it
at that for now.
You always...

412
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,366
Okay?

413
00:17:58,602 --> 00:17:59,610
I'm gonna leave it like that.

414
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:00,945
You got good points...

415
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:04,207
But October 5, 1957,
a pimp was born.

416
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,126
(door closes)

417
00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:13,374
Hey, get away
from your sister's door,

418
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:15,417
eavesdropping on her
like a little spy.

419
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,836
Man, what's wrong with you?

420
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:18,420
What's she doing?

421
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,048
I don't know.
I think she's
breaking stuff.

422
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,392
What?
You need to ground her,
Uncle Bernie.

423
00:18:24,628 --> 00:18:26,479
Go on, get on out of here.

424
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,062
Hey, hey,
what's going on here?

425
00:18:35,139 --> 00:18:37,481
You all right?
What happened?

426
00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:38,732
Raheem did something to you?

427
00:18:38,809 --> 00:18:40,651
He put his hands on you?
I'll bust...

428
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,820
No, he broke up with me.

429
00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:44,446
What?!

430
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,948
He dumped me.

431
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,291
Like garbage?

432
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:50,035
He dumped me to get back
with his baby's mama.

433
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,746
No good, dirty,
son of a...

434
00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:54,915
You happy now?

435
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,959
Come on, what do
you mean by that?

436
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,044
I'm not that type
of person.

437
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:01,264
Come on, now.

438
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,051
Look, you want to talk?

439
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,544
Anything I help you with it?

440
00:19:07,622 --> 00:19:11,015
Don't try and be friends
and everything with me now.

441
00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:12,942
You're happy we broke up.
Admit it.

442
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,935
Come on, I'm not that--

443
00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:17,521
I'm not that type
of a person.

444
00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:19,407
(up-tempo music playing)

445
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:32,161
<i>ANNOUNCER: Chad Barnett</i>
<i>shutting the door</i>
<i>on Brody Johnson</i>

446
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,871
<i>and really taking the lead...</i>

447
00:19:33,948 --> 00:19:35,506
(continues, indistinct)

448
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:39,051
(The Spinners:
"Games People Play" playing)

449
00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:42,171
Hey, I was watching that.

450
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:45,424
I thought you two wanted
to get whooped in some<i> Sorry.</i>

451
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,134
I'm green!
I'm red.

452
00:19:47,211 --> 00:19:49,011
Whatever, you're
both going down.

453
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,638
JORDAN: Oh, no, I'm not.
VANESSA: Oh, yes, you are.

454
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:53,515
Oh, no, I'm not.
I'm gonna shuffle.
You watch.

455
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,692
JORDAN: Give me my pieces.

456
00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:55,893
VANESSA: Did you mess up
the cards?

457
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,478
Yes, I messed up
the cards.

458
00:19:57,554 --> 00:19:59,396
(kids chattering)

459
00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:02,816
I'm going to do it again
because you like to look
at them before you do it.

460
00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:05,027
Look there, America.

461
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,488
Playing with her
little brother and sister.

462
00:20:07,564 --> 00:20:09,957
That's still just
a girl at heart.

463
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,243
It was just a big deal
over nothing.

464
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,954
Nessa ain't going nowhere.

465
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,665
Nowhere.
<i>♪ Can't get no rest ♪</i>

466
00:20:17,741 --> 00:20:21,043
<i>♪ Don't know how</i>
<i>I work all day ♪</i>

467
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,003
Hey, girls,
where y'all been?

468
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,714
Aunt Wanda,
I'll be in my room.

469
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,132
Okay.

470
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,468
Where you all been, baby?

471
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,679
Well, honey, we've been
to the gynecologist.

472
00:20:31,755 --> 00:20:34,148
(knife clatters)
The gyne-what?

473
00:20:35,175 --> 00:20:36,976
What you go
to the gynecologist for?

474
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:39,353
The boy broke up with
her and went back with
his girlfriend.

475
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,189
She said herself
she wasn't having sex.

476
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,191
So what the heck you go
to the gynecologist for?

477
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,202
So what, we want to wait
until after it happens?

478
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,071
Come on, now, I would
rather be safe than sorry.

479
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,374
I'm sorry now, America.

480
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,993
But, America,
let me ask you a question.

481
00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:56,036
How did we get here?

482
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:59,206
That girl already
thinks she's grown,

483
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:02,835
but did we give her
the license to go buck wild?

484
00:21:02,911 --> 00:21:06,714
Now I have to keep
both eyes on her.

485
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:11,310
And to you, America,
y'all keep your eyes on yours.

486
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,230
Go back to basics.

487
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,689
Oh-ho!

488
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,616
Almost.
Pick-up.

489
00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:29,695
My fault. It hit
the thing there.

490
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,656
Oh! Ohh!
(yells)

491
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,583
(clapping)
Damn!

492
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,910
Fade! Fade!

493
00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:38,829
Damn, Bernie!
(laughter)

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Hello?
<i>MAN: Yeah, is Vanessa there?</i>

495
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Who is this?
<i>Uh, you can tell</i>
<i>her it's Gizmo.</i>

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Tell her it's Gizmo?
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

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Pow! Pow! Pow!

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